In 1965 a beautiful girl was born in Illinois
 
Being raised on a farm she only eats things that are made out of soy
 
No matter what group she hangs with she always blends
 
That’s why she is blessed with incredible friends
 
When we arrive in Phoenix let the shenanigans begin 
 
You will be picked up UBER BLACK by our hosts with bright grins
 
We want you to start out happy, relaxed and being very Merry
 
So the morning will begin with a goody bar to make Bloody Marys
 
We’re  sure you will be hungry at least that’s our hunch
 
So Lisa has provided a wonderful light brunch.
 
The pool is heated to 90, so be sure to bring your suits
 
We are going country rodeo on Friday so don’t forget your boots.
 
We will celebrate our birthday girl Saturday night a an open air party
 
Our Hawaiian chef will make you a wonderful dinner that’s very hearty
 
So lets show her love at dinner with a heart warming toast
 
Then as the night progresses it will become a Rhonda Roast!
 
We can’t wait to see you all bright and early on Thursday
 
Having friends like you makes life really awesome I have to say!